I realised that petty excuses are probably pretty boring for why I havn't been posting,
so here's my real secret: I'm a superhero by night.
And it's pretty tiring.
You see it all stemmed from this terrible insomnia I had,
and my body reacted badly to the medicines the doctors gave me.
So my mother took me on a big plane to Sweden, where they gave me revolutionary electro-magnetic crystal baths.
You see, the crystals are harvested from a series of small caves on the uppermost cliff-faces of Mt. Kosiosko and sent to Sweden where it is powdered and small amounts are added to natural spring water collected from Fiji.
The crystals are called Sovaren, which is Swedish for pure sleep. Natural gasses from the crystals were omitted when added to water, sending signals to my brain for sleep.
When my therapist lost her husband after a messy divorce, she was rather distraught on the day it all turned upside down. She added too much of the Sovaren powder to my bath and as it had not been thoroughly tested no-one knew what would happen next.
I sat in the bath, trying to catch the steam between my fingertips.
Then the bath grew cold rather rapidly. I ran the hot tap, but the water was suddenly alarmingly hot. I was unable to get out of the bath in time, and fumes from the Sovaren overpowered me and I lost consiousness.
When I came to I was in hospital; being treated for severe burns and a concussion as I had hit my head on the side of the bath.
Thankfully my therapist heard my cries and rescued me, otherwise I would have surely drowned.
But there is something that no-one else knows.
After that treatment I could do amazing things! I could move inaminate objects!
I could put out and create fires with ease. But my favourite, I could be invisible.
So now i'm a superhero, working with the C.I.A known only as 'The Princess'.
It's a massive secret, so it's just between you and me faithful readers.
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